Life's a Beach
The pressure is on! It's April already and I haven't even started to think about getting beach body ready! I'd like to boast that I am one of those women – you know the movie star types – who claims she can eat anything and never puts on a pound of weight but it would be far removed from the truth. There are hot girls at the agency who always seem to be super slim and super sexy but I'm not one of them. Actually, this may sound kinda perverse but a lot of my clients actually like it when I gain a few pounds and 'balloon' from my normal petite eight to a twelve. Some guys actually beg me to put on a pound or two – something to get a hold of is a common refrain! LOL.
Well I was reading the paper this morning and page fifteen of the daily Mirror is a sight for sore eyes if you are a guy or a girl into girls. Jessi J, no less, and almost in all of her glory! To really appreciate this super sexy photograph you will need to go on Twitter, or buy the newspaper of course, but I will do my best to describe it. Basically, the uber hot singer is in a teeny, weeny bikini which makes the most of her pert breasts and curvy derrière! She's on a beach somewhere, a mischievous look in her eye as she stares off in to the distance, sunglasses in one hand and her other by her side. The bikini bottoms are burgundy and high waisted, revealing a saucy tattoo on her right hip. The top is only just protecting her modesty. Her confidence shines through.
And there you have it in one paragraph – the pressure is well and truly on! I know that I look every bit as hot as the other Essex escorts, blonde, brunette, English or European at the agency and I know that I can look even better than Miss J but of course it's all about calorie control, hitting the gym and early morning jogs – not something suited all that much to my party girl lifestyle. The champagne will have to stay on ice, the candle-lit romantic dinners for two will have to make way for the weight watchers tv dinner and the sugar filled treats will be replaced with protein bars and protein shakes. I may as well become a nun, though there's one thing I will not be giving up in my efforts to hit the scales a half stone lighter – sex! Anyway, getting down and dirty is said to burn calories better than any other form of exercise and it's fun to boot! I might have to just get hot and sweaty in the bedroom to save myself from having to get hot and sweaty in the gym! I don't suppose my boyfriends will be complaining any time soon, do you?
I think my new regimen will begin after the weekend. One last blow-out with the beautiful girls from the agency in the West End. One last foray into the world of excess. One last weekend of indulging my every desire and that's that – for at least a month....
Still, I suppose all of the sacrifice is worth it in the end and I'm sure that many of my eager clients will be all too happy to get their hands on a toned and athletic model looking escort. So my message to you guys who prefer your escort a little cuddly – wait until winter because this chick's on a beach body mission!